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An airliner taxied to its assigned runway, abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate. After a long wait, it finally took off.

One concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What happened?"

"Oh, nothing," explained the flight attendant.

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine and it took us a while to find a new pilot."