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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "Don't try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked an audience member.
"Well, when I was first married, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She made many trips between the refrigerator, stove and sink, often carrying a single item at a time. I told her, 'You're wasting time carrying one thing at a time. Always carry several things at once.'"
"And did that save time?" asked the audience member.
"Yes. Yes, it did," replied the expert.
"While it used to take my wife twenty minutes to make breakfast, now I do it in ten!"
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