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Jokes Home : Other Jokes : Froze to death
There were two men who have died.
The first man asks the other what he died of. His reply is that he froze to death. The first man says, 'Oh that is too bad.'
The second man asks the same question as to what was the cause of death. The first man replies, 'I died of a heart attack.'
I had a hunch that my wife was having an affair. So I came home from work early one day to surprise her.
She was alone but I could smell the scent of a man's aftershave. So I ran upstairs and no one was there. I could still smell the aftershave though so I kept up the hunt. I ran around the house looking and then I decided to run down to look in the basement. I was running and panicking. And as I reached the basement I had a heart attack.
The second man says, 'If only you would have looked in the freezer we might both still be alive!'
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