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Jokes Home : Other Jokes : Signs
Sign in a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
Sign in a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons on how to read
Sign on a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
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