Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00."

A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves."

They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said,

"Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."