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Jokes Home : Police : Chauffeur
The Pope was being driven around New York City in a limo on one of his papal visits. He was fascinated by the amount of hustle and bustle in the city. He got it in his mind that he wanted to try his hand at driving the limo.
"Driver, could you please pull over?" said the Pope. "I want to drive."
"O.K. your holiness," the driver replied. "Whatever you say."
So the driver pulls over and the Pope starts to drive. He gets the hang of it before long, and decides to put the pedal to the metal. The Pope is flying around Manhattan like a bat out of hell! A few minutes later, a police officer sees the reckless driving, and signals the limo to pull over.
"Alright, let me see your license and reg-" The cop's voice cuts out when he sees that he is addressing the Pope.
"Oh, well... um... um... I'll be right back."
The officer radios headquarters and talks to his chief. "Chief, I just pulled over a very important man. What should I do?"
"Well, how important is he? Is he the Governor?"
"No, he's way more important than that."
"Is he a Congressman?"
"Nope... way, waaaay more important than a Congressman."
"Surely he can't be more important than the president!"
"Well..."
"Holy shit, man! Who did you pull over?"
"Well, chief, let me put it to you this way: His chauffeur is the POPE!"
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