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Jokes Home : Political : Come On In
Due to a minor glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, Albert Einstein, Pablo Picasso and George W. Bush all arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
Saint Peter said, "You look like three famous people, but you have no idea the length people will go to sneak into Heaven. You must prove who you are."
Einstein requests a blackboard and chalk, then covers it many times over with arcane mathematics describing his special theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
Then Saint Peter turns to Picasso. "Give me that chalk," says Picasso.
With a few deft strokes he creates a stunning array of bulls, satyrs and nude women.
Saint Peter applauds. "You really are Picasso! Welcome to heaven!"
Saint Peter then turns to George W. Bush. "Einstein and Picasso have proved their identity. How can you prove yours?"
Dubya looks bewildered. "Who's Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs. "Come on in, George."
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