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Jokes Home : Political : Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear From A Republican Voter!
30. "Nope, no more for me. I'm driving."
29. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
28. "Duct tape won't fix that."
27. "Come to think of it, screw Pabst, I'll have a Heineken."
26. "We don't keep loaded firearms in this house."
25. "You can't feed that to the dog!"
24. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe."
23. "Wrestling is fake."
22. "We're vegetarians."
21. "Do you think my gut is too big?"
20. "I'll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak and potatoes."
19. "Honey, we don't need another dog."
18. "Who cares who won the Super Bowl?"
17. "I'm voting Democrat this year."
16. "Too many deer heads detract from the decor."
15. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
14. "Trim the fat off that steak."
13. "Way to go George! Get the UN on the team in Iraq!"
12. "The tires on that truck are too big."
11. "I've got it all backed up on the C: drive."
10. "I'm gonna buy a Ford Aerostar instead of that Dodge Diesel 4x4."
9. "My fiancΓ’Γ Rose, is registered at Tiffany's."
8. "I've got two cases of Perrier for the Cotton Bowl."
7. "Checkmate."
6. "She's far too young to be wearing a bikini."
5. "Hey, here's an episode of The Dukes of Hazaard that we haven't seen!"
4. "I don't really have a favourite NFL team."
3. "Peace."
2. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Margaret."
1. "Let's hire the gay guy!"
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