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Jokes Home : Political : Osama Bin Laden - A Child's Thoughts
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's
Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get
mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
Osama Bin Laden," she says.
Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, ! he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama,
he'd love everyone a lot and then he'd start going all over the place
to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore.
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." I know,"
Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our Marines
could blow his ass to Kingdom Come."
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