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Jokes Home : Political : Shoot at Christ
George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
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