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Jokes Home : Political : Damn Thing
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were sitting at the bar, drinking in silence. Suddenly, Hillary turns and without warning, cold cocks Obama, knocking him off his barstool.
After a moment Obama regains enough of his senses to say "What the hell did you do that for?"
Clinton replies "That was for destroying the World Trade Centers!"
Barack responds "I didn't destroy the World Trade Centers. That was Osama Bin Laden."
Clinton answers "Osama, Obama - same damn thing."
Obama shakes his head, climbs back onto his stool and continues with his drinking. Several minutes later, he turns to Clinton and without warning, cold cocks her and knocks her to the floor.
Getting to her knees and shaking her head to clear it, she demands "What the hell did you do that for?"
Obama responds "That was for lying to the Grand Jury, obstructing justice and for disgracing our country and the Office of the President."
Clinton answers "I didn't do any of that, it was my husband Bill Clinton."
Barack responds "Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton - same damn thing."
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