A young man walked into the local
drugstore to buy some condoms.
The pharmacist then told the young man about the selection, and said,"The condoms
come in packages of 3, 9 or 12. How many are you looking for?"
"Well," he boasted in an overly confident manner, "I've been seeing this
girl for a while and she's really hot. I need some condoms because I think tonight's the
night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And, I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that... once she's had me, she'll want me all the time,
so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man made his purchase and left the store, all puffed up and proud.
Later that evening, he sat down to dinner with his girlfriend and he met her parents for
the first time. He politely asked if he might give the blessing, and they all agreed.
When he had finished the prayer, the young man continued praying to himself for several
minutes as the other began eating.
Afterwards, the girl leaned over and said, "You never told me that you were such a
religious person."
He leaned over to her and replied, "You never told me that your father is a
pharmacist."
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