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Jokes Home : Redneck : Dayvorce
A redneck walks into a lawyers office and tells him he wants one of them dayvorces.
"Well, sir, do you have grounds?" asked the lawyer.
"Yep. I have me about 150 acres."
"No, I mean do you have a case?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope, but I have me a real nice John Deere."
"Well, does she beat you up?" asked the lawyer.
"Nah, we both get up at 5:30."
"Well, is she a nagger?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce!"
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