Religious Jokes
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The neighborhood's most notorious tippler, making his way unsteadily homeward, encountered the parish priest, who inquired about the suspicious bulge in his coat pocket.

"It's holy water, Father," the culprit protested piously.

The priest removed the bottle, sniffed at it and announced that it contained whisky. "Glory be," cried the drunk. "A miracle!"