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Jokes Home : Romance : Signs You're Not Romantic
9. You only have candle-lit dinners to save on electricity.
8. You go on romantic walks... to take out the trash.
7. You buy her gifts with yourself in mind.
6. You celebrate your anniversary at a buffet.
5. You buy her flowers from the gas station.
4. All the ingredients for your romantic dinner come from a can.
3. You only buy her chocolate when it's on sale.
2. You always use "handyman" verbs in the bedroom.
1. You only kiss her as a prelude to sex.
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