One day a kindergarten teacher says to the class of five-year-olds, 'I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me the name of the most famous man who ever lived.'

An Irish boy raised his hand and said, 'Miss, it was St. Patrick.' The teacher said, 'Sorry, Sean, that's not correct.'

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.'

Finally, Adam, raised his hand and said, 'Please, Miss, it was Jesus Christ.'

The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Adam. Come up here for your $2.'

As the teacher was giving Adam his money, she said, 'You know, Adam, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.'

'I know, Miss,' Adam replied, 'in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business.'