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The teacher asks Michelle, "Michelle, can you say a sentence with the wordcalculator in it?" Michelle responds, "yes, Ma'am". When I do my math I use a calculator. "Very Good!" replies the teacher.

Next the teacher asks Thomas, "Thomas, can you say a sentence using the wordcalculator?" yes, Ma'am, replies Thomas. When I can't figure out a mathproblem, I use a calculator to help me". Very good Thomas replied theteacher.

Next the teacher asked Pepito. "Pepito, can you say a sentence using theword calculator?" "Si Mrs", replies Pepito. "Guen my mamita make mesome pasteles con som rice and con som habichuelas con som mofongo andI eat it all up...den, I take a caca later...."



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