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Jokes Home : School : Different Picture

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.

After the story time, the students were given an opportunity to draw a picture about the story. Most of the pictures were predictable, but Johnny's had an odd element in it.

"Johnny, I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus on a donkey, but what is that following the donkey?

"It's the flea, teacher."

"What flea?" asked the teacher.

To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible verse: "Take Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt.

There's Mary; there's Jesus; and there's the flea."



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