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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand, "All I want out of life is four animals."

The teacher asked, " Really and what four animals would that be sugar?"

The girl said, " A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and of course I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.