1. Your children are named Eudora, AOL and dotcom.

2. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

3. You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word processor.com

4. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

5. You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.

6. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

7. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.