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Jokes Home : Technology : Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket
on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort.
Then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon
puts your window in the trash
your data is corrupted
cuz the index doesn't hash,
then the situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash.
When the copy of your floppy's
getting sloppy in the disc
and the microcode instructions
cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom!
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