Metabolically challenged: dead

Cerebrally challenged: stupid

Chronologically gifted: old

Client of the correctional system: prisoner

Economically marginalized: poor

Follicularly challenged: bald

Melanin-impoverished: white

Motivationally dispossessed: lazy

Person of substance: fat person

Vehicle-appearance specialist: car washer

Street activity index: crime rate

Fiscally challenged institution: bankrupt savings and loan

Residentially challenged: homeless

Aesthetically challenged: ugly

Geological correction: earthquake