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Jokes Home : Technology : Computer terminology
# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si, a woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein, pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye, Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana, Pyar mera deewana, Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan, Yeh khula asmaan, Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.
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