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Jokes Home : Technology : Gabbar
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ?loot-maar? software which he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
?Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya?
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - ?Kya laye ho dhaniya??
Dhaniya - ?Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.?
Kaalia - ?Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!?
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
?Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai?
Kaalia - ?Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya???
Thakur - ?Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai?.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
?Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai?
Veeru shouts: ?Chup-chap chala ja Kutai. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain?
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: ?Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya?
Kaalia - ?Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega?
At the GABBAR?s den...
GABBAR: ?Kittnay bugs thay??
KALIA: ?Do sarkaar?
GABBAR: ?Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi?
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
?Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein??
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: ?Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai. [logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia??
KAALIA: ?Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar??
GABBAR: ? To ab documentation kar !!!? [LOGOUT.....]
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