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Jokes Home : Technology : Unix cmmands
For those who have worked with UNIX, you've no doubt seen the various lists of "funny" responses from unix when you misenter "appropriate" mistakes ... here is yet another such list.
For those who remember UNIX!
Title: Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: cant open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayles incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
would I have?
Too many (s.
% make love
Make: Dont know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
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