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TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:
Summer 1994-------------Spring 1995

*/

#include
#include
#include
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the EASY installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought
something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition
to be HARD.

Carry on,
God_Bill
"
*/

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_mess_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
/*
Reference:
to:
William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,
Since we have found that this last piece of code within the if-
statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final
code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-
diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us, the executive managers of the
Chicago(tm)-project " */
/*if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
finished();
}*/
create_general_protection_fault();}