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Jokes Home : Technology : Top 10 Reasons To Avoid The Year 2000 Problem
1. You want to surprise your shareholders.
2. Your "Mission Critical" systems arent.
3. Its not a problem....its a "challenge."
4. You like paying COBOL programmers $240K/annum to implement 10-year projects in an afternoon.
5. You enjoyed your grandparents stories about the Great Depression and would like to experience them for yourself.
6. You can afford to be without your Accounts Receivable for a year or two.
7. You believe that maintenance is for wimps; real managers create new systems.
8. You believe this is all a plot by consultants to create a problem where none exists.
9. Government will pass legislation to roll back to clock to 1900.
10. January 1, 2000 falls on a Saturday, and Mondays a holiday...youll have lots of time over the weekend.
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