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Jokes Home : Technology : What you want to reinstall today?
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere. Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
Machine-independent: Does not run on any existing machine.
One persons error is another persons data.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
System going down at 1:45 for disk crashing.
System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.
The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
This screen intentionally left blank.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
You have junk mail.You might have mail.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Windows 95 CPH(crash per hour) reduced to 94.5302.
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