10. Picky, picky, picky.

9. they hear what you say, but not what you mean.

8. Beauty is only shell deep.

7. When you ask whats wrong, they say "nothing".

6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.

4. Smalltalk is important.

3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly its wrong.

2. They make you take the garbage out.

1. Miss a period, and they go wild.