A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says
to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks."

So the bartender pours him twelve shots and
the guy starts shooting them back really fast,
one after another. The bartender says to the
guy, "Boy you are drinking those drinks really
fast."

The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking
really fast too if you had what I've got."

The bartender says, "What've you got?"

The guy says, "75 cents."