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Jokes Home : True Humor : Smile and Make a day
1. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
2. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
3. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you have lived.
4. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
5. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
6. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
7. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
8. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
9. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today! And that person has sent you this Email.
10. Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
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