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Jokes Home : True Humor : Signs seen around the World
- Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
- Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
- Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
- In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
- On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,
THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
and the sign is very hard to read)
- A sign seen on an automatic restroom hot air hand dryer:
Push button for a brief messge from the manager.
- Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
- Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
- Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
- Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
- An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
- A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
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