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A grossly overweight woman gets on a train and seats herself next to a man during rush hour.

The train was packed and the woman turns to the man and says, "If YOU were a gentleman, you'd stand and let one of these other ladies sit down!"

The man looks at her and replies, "And if YOU were a lady, you'd stand and let FIVE or SIX of them sit down!!"