1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from the kick in the butt!

2. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you cant be promoted.

3. When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

4. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous"

5. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the begining of a cocktail party!

6. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

7. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out it!

8. At work, the authority of a person is inversly proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.